All Things Yummy

I guess it would be fun to do a point-by-point analysis to Bobby’s theories.

1. Aliens abducted him.
Nah, the only revolutionary weaponry that I know how to create is my awesome chocolate mousse cake that still doesn’t taste quite right even after 3 attempts…. So even if the Aliens abducted me, all they would’ve gotten is a recipe that makes rich, creamy, and egg-white tasting chocolate mousse cake. Poor aliens, maybe they’re *still* in the bathroom, vomiting.

2. He was out saving the world.
Funny you should mention that! I was actually called out to save the world from the evil terrorists using the A vs P technology to take over the world, but by the time they got their, hordes of ravenous penguins had already taken care of the problem for us. All the way to Antartica, and I ended up with nothing to show for it except for the picture to the right. I think the penguin lying down may have been the brave leader penguin who was taken out by the evil terrorists.

3. He finally achieved burnout.
Actually, I reached that point about a year ago so I had to go to a doctor to get it fixed up. I’m now on the strict regiment of at least 4 hours of sleep a day, with an IV pumping caffeine and sugar directly into my bloodstream. It seems to be working so far.

4. It was a scientific accident.
Well, what you *don’t* know is the original sequence of events would’ve led to total global destruction due to proliferation of… wait… er… I guess telling you that goes against the temporal directive… er, no comment on this theory.

Wow, so quickly picked up! I’m actually in the process of moving rest of my website to just this blog, including the Gallery and other stuff I’ve written over the years. I’ve started moving over some of the book reviews as well, so hopefully I’ll be little more active now. I’ve also installed a fairly secure anti-spam method so hopefully I wouldn’t have to worry about them anymore.

Probably the reason why I’m starting to blog again is because it’s midterm time, and I’m looking for any possible excuse to not study… heh It’s amazing just how fast the time goes - it’s been 5 years since I’ve been to Waterloo (6 more weeks of lectures and I’m done!) and it seems like a decade ago and a week ago at the same time. I’m hoping to do more of these short but frequent updates rather than long, infrequent ones.

It’s been, what, 3 years since I’ve seen you last? Bobby, you still look *exactly* the same. Maybe I’ll visit this summer, get together with the old crew.