I Hate Macs
When I sit down to use a Mac, the first thing I think is, “I hate Macs”, and then I think, “Why has this rubbish aspirational ornament only got one mouse button?” Losing that second mouse button feels like losing a limb. If the ads were really honest, Webb would be standing there with one arm, struggling to open a packet of peanuts while Mitchell effortlessly tore his apart with both hands.
Haha, that little diatribe is almost exactly the thought that goes through my mind whenever I see Macs. Check the comments for throngs of indignant Mac users firing back. 